http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=relatedSubject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
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Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye! (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
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Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
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Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk??? (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)