Beauty Pageant Bloopers

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Beauty Pageant Bloopers
« on: February 17, 2009, 07:29:57 AM »
Post anything you know about beauty pageant bloopers or funny moments like this:

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related
 
« Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 04:52:58 PM by Hector »

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Re: Beauty Pageant Bloopers
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 07:36:19 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=related

Subject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
_____

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
_____

Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
_____

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
_____

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
_____

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
_____

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
_____

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
_____

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
_____

Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
_____

Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!  (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
_____

Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
_____

Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
_____

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???  (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)
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Re: Beauty Pageant Bloopers
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 07:49:53 AM »
mura diay nig same or both ha.

SOME OF THE BLOOPERS I ENCOUNTERED WHEN I EMCEED SOME PAGEANTS ALL OVER:

EMCEE              : What is your edge over the other candidates?

CANDIDATE        : My edge is 16 years

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CANDIDATE       : Thank you for that very interesting question mr emcee....
                         (pauses)

                        What's the question again?
« Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 10:55:24 AM by Mikey »

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Re: Beauty Pageant Bloopers
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 07:51:56 AM »
mao jud wills, i hope i won't brain cramps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypvc7MDKwew

EMCEE      : What should be the most important physical attribute of a beauty queen's boyfriend?

CANDIDATE: (with confidence and conviction) OF COURSE! HE SHOULD BE TOOL ENOUGH! THAT'S ALL
                  AND THANK YOU!

                (IF I WERE THE EMCEE, I SHOULD ASK A FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HAMMER OR SAW?)
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 07:52:49 AM »
you're quite good in that area already, janet...you're one of the most intelligent beauty queens thats I know.

EMCEE         : Can you relate to us your most memorable childhood experience?

CANDIDATE   : Well, when I was a little children......

                     (THE JUDGES FELL OFF THEIR SEATS}
« Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 11:31:21 AM by Mikey »

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 07:59:51 AM »
Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
_____

Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)

Oo nga naman...tama din naman ah! HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 09:03:47 AM »
Questions and answers during the 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contest
held at Manila Hotel...

Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the
Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
_____

Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
_____

Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't, why can't I!
_____

Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.
_____

Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
_____

Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?'
Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer... He! He! He!
_____

Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant : My edge? I'm 21 years old, Sir!
_____

Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: Thirty-five.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.
_____

Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10... I'll be 28!
_____

Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant : Drugs!
Host : Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!
_____

Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men's eyes!
_____

Host : What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don't blush because I have a dark complexion.
_____

Note: Contestants who answered the questions above were eliminated from the contest.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 09:38:08 AM »
Subject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
_____

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
_____

Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
_____

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
_____

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
_____

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
_____

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
_____

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
_____

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
_____

Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
_____

Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!  (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
_____

Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
_____

Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
_____

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???  (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)


grabe!!! nakakatawa talaga to...sumakit tyan ko kakatawa...hahaha!  :D
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 03:35:08 PM »
grabe!!! nakakatawa talaga to...sumakit tyan ko kakatawa...hahaha!  :D

janet gathered all these stuffs

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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 04:50:16 PM »
janet gathered all these stuffs

thank you, your highness :)
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.